Don't get me wrong, we love living in Tasmania, but what does it take for a guy to get a decent haircut around here? My partner has been stumped as to where to get a cut. Every barber or hairdresser he asks about quiffs gives him a stunned silence. I think they think we're trying some sort of prank call. When we say, "You know, a quiff, like James Dean, or Elvis?" they often say, "Never heard of it, but you can talk me through it!"
That's not what we're paying you for!!!
What's next..."Doctor, doctor, I need an apendectomy!" "Never heard of it, but you can talk me through it!"
Sheesh. Looks like those cheap flights to Melbourne might be the only hope.
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